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A Very Threesome Christmas: 2/2

 

Chase was glad that he didn’t have to work the next weekend. Last weekend’s surprise had been pretty overwhelming to come home to, but House had intimated that there were more Christmas preparations to come, and he wanted to help with some of them. They started the morning in the usual lazy-Saturday way--with sex and breakfast in bed--but he was still in a post-orgasmic doze when House announced, “Okay, everybody up!” and started throwing clothes at them.

“What are we doing now?” he wondered out loud.

Wilson, tugging a shirt over his head, said, “Are we starting the--”

“Wilson!” House admonished him.

“--thing, already?” he finished weakly.

 

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A Very Threesome Christmas: Part 1

Continuity note: This story takes place after “Beginnings: The Threesome Prequel,” and off to the side of “I Have a Little Dreidel.”

A/N: This is the Christmas tree stand that House and Wilson are using.   The technology has improved so much in the last ten or fifteen years that I thought some people might not be familiar with this type. (They are, as House and Wilson’s experience suggests, a bit rubbish.)

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“Planning a conversion?”

Wilson jumped as House loomed up behind him, almost dropping the box of hand-blown Christmas ornaments he was holding. “No,” he said defensively.

“You’re not getting those for the Pediatrics tree. Not at--” House glanced at the shelf “--twenty-nine ninety-nine for six ornaments.”

“I just thought they were nice.” He put the ornaments back on the shelf.

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I Have Little Dreidel: A Threesome Story

House, Wilson, and Chase celebrate Hanukkah.  Rated R for smutty smut.  
As usual, my information about all things Jewish comes from the University of Google--except the part about latkes.  I do know how to make latkes.  As for the rest, in particular the Story of Hanukkah, I think it's reasonably accurate, but of course vastly oversimplified.  The light-up musical dreidel exists, and I'm fairly sure these rules for strip dreidel would actually work, if anyone wants to try it. 


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“You know, eight mismatched candles in front of the stereo isn’t exactly the same thing as a menorah,” Wilson remarked, attempting to light the fourth candle with the headless Santa candle that was standing in the for the shamash.

“Isn’t making do with what you have, shutting up, and being grateful what Hanukkah is all about?” House asked.

Wilson blinked. “Well, sort of.” He managed to light the fifth, and for today, last, candle. Santa was now melted down to his belt buckle--he probably wouldn’t last three more nights. “But the Maccabees had divine help making do with what they had.”

“I was totally joking,” House informed him.

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Happy Ending: A Threesome Story--NC17

Chase gets a very well-deserved spanking, followed by what it says on the tin.  NC-17 for the sex. 

Timeline note:  This takes place between "Boys Night In" (the one where Chase and Wilson play fetch) and "Six Months and Counting."  Not that it particularly matters. 


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“Robbie.”

Chase hunched his shoulders and looked anxiously up at him. “House?”

“I hope for your sake that you have an extremely compelling explanation for this.” He assumed, correctly, that there was no need to explain what “this” was.

“I was gonna do them later,” Chase said sheepishly. “But I lost track of time.”

In other words, no, he didn’t have a compelling explanation. “Go do them now.”

 

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Six Months and Counting: Part 2/2: Caught in the Middle

The thrilling conclusion of the Threesome six-month anniversary story.  Chase finally gets to penetrate something!

“What are we going to do today?” Wilson asks, yawning and stretching languorously. It’s Sunday morning, and they’re all still in bed. Well, Chase is back in bed--House sent him on an expedition to the rest of the apartment for food.

“Don’t know yet,” House says, gesturing for Chase to feed him another strawberry. “Do you have anything you need to get done?” He and Wilson are sitting up against the pillows, and Chase is sitting between their legs, facing them. He moves forward onto his knees to pop the berry in House’s mouth.

“I’ve got some dry-cleaning that should be ready to pick up, but we could do that Monday,” Wilson answers.

 

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Threesome: Six Months and Counting, Part 1 of 2: Pick a Card


Another smutty threesome story!  Poeia reminded me that Chase was supposed to get to penetrate something after his six-month aniversary with them.  This story was supposed to be about that....but the boys had other plans.  So that will be in part two.  In the meantime, enjoy...this.  House, Wilson, and especially Chase try out a new kink. 


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“So,” House says. It’s Sunday morning and they’re lingering over breakfast. “Do you know what Tuesday is?”

Chase tries to think of any possible significance Tuesday might have. It’s not a holiday, or anyone’s birthday, as far as he knows. “The twenty-second?” he hazards.

“On Tuesday,” House explains, “You’ll have been with us six months.” Chase is just thinking that it’s not like House to remember anniversaries when he adds, “So we’ll have to do your repeat HIV and STD tests.”

Oh. Right. Chase nods. “Okay.”

 

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Threesome Smut

Not really a request, unless it's another one for Deelaundry's...it's just filthy, filthy smut in the Threesome universe. If you're concerned about timelines, it takes place after "Beginnings: the Threesome Prequel" and the little ficlet where House and Wilson go to a conference and leave Chase a lovely care package to comfort him in their absence, but before the Threesome stories involving House's parents.

NC-17, explicit male/male sex, fairly high on the kink-o-meter, brief (very brief) references to original-character het.

Summary: House is away from home for the evening, and leaves Wilson in charge of Chase. How will the boys amuse themselves without him? 

Note:  Apologies if you got this on your friends page more than once--I had some formatting issues and had to redo it a couple of times.
Note2:  ARGHHH.  If the formatting is still lousy, that means this attempt to fix it failed, and I gave up and went to bed.
Note3:  Formatting issue is apparently unfixable.  What's happening is that I put it in the create (or edit) entry window, using Rich Text, and it looks fine...but then when I save the entry, it shows up in all italics, with the second line ("I'll, not we'll, Chase notices,") moved down to the end of the story.  I can put the line back where it's supposed to be, but I can't get the italics to go away.  I took the whole entry down (last night) and re-posted it....I went back into the word processor file and re-typed the section that seems to be causing the problem, in case I did something weird and invisible while I was typing that messed it up....You're just going to have to read it in italics.  Maybe I'll go in later and try to de-italicize the words that were supposed to be in italics for emphasis.  If you have a visual impairment that prevents you from reading the italics, let me know and I'll send you the Word file.
Note4:  It apepars that going in and de-italicizing manually works...although I could'vesworn I tried that last night.  
Note5:  I'll just shut up and let you read the p0rn now.  Have a change of underwear handy.

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Fic: Riding in Cars with Boys

This one's a two-fer, gang!  Deelaundry said, "Um, I'm feeling sheepish asking, but sex from the Threesome universe. Sexy sex sex."  And Hibernia1 requested, "Well, I, for one, would still love to know exactly what happened in the car when H/W/CH went to get something for Blythe in the "incomplete threesome"."  

So this is it!  What happened in the car was sexy sex sex, and I've told you all about it!  Recall that "Incomplete threesome ficlet" is the one where they go visit House's parents, John decides to teach House a lesson about putting things back where you got them, and Chase figures out he's probably got Alzheimers.  Before that, though, Blythe asks the boys to run to the store for vanilla ice cream...and they stop on the way for some not-quite-vanilla sex.  Also some sexy post-sex tenderness.  NC-17, House's POV.  

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Wilson, the prat, has just asked his mother if there’s anything they can do to help. House would punch him in the stomach, but Mom says, “Actually, I’d love to have some vanilla ice-cream to go with the strawberries I got at the farm stand this morning. Would you mind running to the grocery store?”

The errand will at least get them out of the house. Away from his father. Someplace with…privacy. “Sure. Do you need the boys? If not, I’ll take them with me.”

“That’s fine. Dinner will be about an hour.”

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Deelaundry asked for "In the Threesome universe, they meet another threesome and have dinner or a barbecue or something. Something that two couples would do, only it's two threesomes."

I couldn't quite make that work, but decided to try something where they go to a BDSM social event...only I chickened out and made it just a regular party of BDSM folks, not a play party...and I'm not very happy with the story.  It's not finished, and I can't really think of an ending for it....I'm posting it because there are a couple of parts of the beginning that I think are sort of OK.  Don't expect much.

Next I'm going to try the "Wilson gives House his annual physical" one.  Yes, including prostate exam.  That will be a standalone, not linked to any of my other stories.  Look for it tomorrow-ish.

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“I can’t believe we’re doing this.” Wilson opens and closes the glove compartment several times, then pulls out the sheaf of old registration and insurance slips, and starts arranging them by date. “You know there’s going to be people there, right? You hate people.” It’s cutting it a bit close, but it’s possible House can still be talked out of this.

“These are our people,” House says with relish. “People like us.”

“You do realize that people in…unconventional relationships…can be just as stupid and annoying as straight people, right?”

“Now, Jimmy, we won’t make any new friends if you go in with that attitude,” House scolds him.

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