More of the MST of the fic where Chase gets AIDS from being raped by his brothers!
Ten minutes later…
Chase and Foreman return from the men’s room. Chase’s hair is mussed and Foreman’s shirt is only half tucked-in.
Chase: **sits down** **winces**
Foreman: **is pleased**
Wilson: **enters** I heard screaming coming from the men’s room. I assume it had something to do with you.
House: Not this time. **points to Chase and Foreman**
Wilson: **hands on hips** What were you doing in there?
Chase: **looks sheepish** Nothin’.
Foreman: **quickly** We’re reading bad!fic. You should stay.
House: Yeah, stay. I might be going to the men’s room after this chapter.
Wilson: And you need company?
House: Need? No. Want? Maybe. **swats Wilson’s ass with his copy of the bad!fic** Siddown. Cameron, update Wilson on the story so far.
Cameron: Well…so far, we’re working on a patient who has a fever and a rash, had seizure, and was vomiting blood. He turned out to be Chase’s brother. Chase denied he had a brother, punched the wall, and ran away…then went back to the patient’s room and got in a fistfight with his other brother, who’s in the room with the sick one. House intervened in the fight and something happened to his leg.
House: Very concise summary. Just for that, you can read some more.
Cameron: **starts reading**